Happy English

[Tagrai]

It is made

 

Well done, thanks! :)

please ... не нада таких ба-а-альших предложений.

Why not? If you want to improve your English - read, try to understand and remember.

Especially when it is written by PrettyGirl :)))

[kisa_tnt]

It is made

 

"Done." - It's enough

[Гость]

It's friday :) Turn off your brain :)

[PrettyGirl]

Stop russian talkig please!

Stop talking Russian...

[Paulus]

 

Stop talking Russian...

 

 

 

 

Here more suitable smilie uuusss

[PrettyGirl]

 

 

 

Here more suitable smilie uuusss

 

 

This smilie is not suitable because I wanted to express my embarrassment )) I had to correct Saschochek's mistake and was afraid that he'd criticize me again ))

 

 

And Paulus, there's a verb missing in your sentence :)

 

Here IS more suitable smilie

[Paulus]

PrettyGirl, the main critic here you

 

And Paulus, there's a verb missing in your sentence :)

 

 

Again the two..... uuussss :black eye:

[Sashochek]

PrettyGirl, don't be afraid , sweety. I think you realy good teacher. Correct me wherever you want. Mwah mwah mwah))) Изменено 30 января, 2009 пользователем Sashochek

[Fund]

you are really a good teacher ;) wherever

Изменено 30 января, 2009 пользователем Fund

[Sashochek]

Anybody here?

[karabas]

Anybody here?

 

yeap )) let's start again? ;)

[Sashochek]

Hi! Let's go.

I want to be good student.

Where is my teacher Pretty Girl?

Pretty pretty pretty girl is my sou-ou-ou-ol....

[karabas]

Hi! Let's go.

I want to be good student.

Where is my teacher Pretty Girl?

Pretty pretty pretty girl is my sou-ou-ou-ol....

 

hi)) it looks like "no, poppy, i'll be a good boy, please no!!" :)

 

you should better to say "I want to be _a_ good student. "

[Sashochek]

So. What is the weather in Mitishi today?

[karabas]

So. What is the weather in Mitishi today?

 

hmm.. tomorrow it was frosty, about -15 Celsium. but it's really winter - a lot of sun, a little bit frost :) what about weather in Sankt-Petersburg?

[Sashochek]

Oh. It's above -1 now. But Saint P is cold like stoune.

[karabas]

Oh. It's above -1 now. But Saint P is cold like stoune.

 

what is "stoune"? may be "stone"?

would you like to study how to say it in the right way in English?

[Sashochek]

Yes. Show me right way please.

[karabas]

Yes. Show me right way please.

 

well, thanks. 1-st of all - do not think "the russian way". e.g. "everything cold as (like) a stone around here", "here is cold as a stone"

 

2-nd/ you'd better to say "show me _the_ right way" :)

[Tagrai]

Yes. Show me right way please.

 

Yes, I would.

 

In other words:

-Do you ...?

-Yes, I do.

 

-Would you ... ?

-Yes, I would.

 

So, if a question is "Do you understand?", the answer should be 'Yes, I do."

-Am I right?

-Yes, you are.

Or not? :)

[Гость]

Connected :)

[karabas]

Yes, I would.

...

 

so simple...

 

Первый урок, английский для начинающих:

"Три ведьмы разглядывают трое часов "Свотч". Какая из ведьм

разглядывает какие часы?"

Теперь по английски!

Тhrее witсhеs wаtсh thrее swаtсh wаtсhеs. Whiсh witсh wаtсhеs whiсh

swаtсh wаtсh?

 

 

Второй урок, английский для продвинутых учеников:

"Три ведьмы-трансвеститки разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч".

Какая из ведьм-трансвеститок разглядывает какую кнопочку на часах

"Свотч"?"

Теперь по английски!

Тhrее switсhеd witсhеs wаtсh thrее Swаtсh wаtсh switсhеs. Whiсh

switсhеd witсh wаtсhеs whiсh Swаtсh wаtсh switсh?

 

 

Третий и последний урок, английский для абсолютных профессионалов:

"Три швейцарских ведьмы-сучки, желающих изменить свой пол,

разглядывают три кнопочки на часах "Свотч". Какая из швейцарских

ведьм-сучек, желающих изменить свой пол, разглядывает какую кнопочку

на часах "Свотч"?"

Теперь по английски!

Тhrее swiss witсh-bitсhеs, whiсh wishеd tо bе switсhеd swiss

witсh-bitсhеs, wаtсh thrее swiss Swаtсh wаtсh switсhеs. Whiсh swiss

witсh-bitсh, whiсh wishеs tо bе а switсhеd swiss witсh-bitсh, wishеs

tо wаtсh whiсh swiss Swаtсh wаtсh switсh?

 

Connected :)

 

welcome :) what is "Rattle" as a part of your nickname?

[Sashochek]

Sorry , but why not witch-shemales, In the 2nd lesson?

[karabas]

Sorry , but why not witch-shemales, In the 2nd lesson?

 

ok, as i remember there's no term 'shemales'. ups, i've got it. )) damn on it, shame on me, i studied only classic English but not American one)))

 

the point is to play with words, which near with prononsation and sence. bitch-witch-switch-swotch-watch

[Sashochek]

karabas, thank you for your funy english lessons. Realy happy english here. May be we should lern times now?